Critics of The Hunter s Wife

Posted by admin on June 1, 2010 · Leave a Comment

moon Yesterday, someone (she reads my blog) was making fun of me for not being a girly girl that takes her own fish off the hook. Coincidence that I asked if my readers take their own fish off the hook?

Maybe.

Probably not.

Dear chick that takes her own fish off the hook,

Before you get your fish off your hook ¦ I ll break your pole.

Love,

The hair puller.

It s a full moon tonight be safe all!

I love my readers.

Flying off on my broom for the night!

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Kentucky Fishing Guides and Princess Fishing Chick Angler of the Year

Posted by Jane Keller on May 6, 2010 · Leave a Comment

We ve been vacationing at Barkley Lake, Kentucky for about 5 years. One of the reasons we continue to go back is the fishing. We ve always managed to bring home our share of bluegill, crappie, yellow strippers and catfish. Between my husband and I, on average, we catch about 100 fish a day. We ve never had a problem catching fish. But this year the guys, Mark and Troy, decided to hire a guide to possibly find a few new spots and learn a few new tips.

So we hired Billy Joe Boitnott that was highly recommended by the locals.

And I had no idea what to expect but I was put on the boat with Billy Joe and it was fishing heaven.

Let s take a look back at my fishing history:

My 1st year of fishing: My husband took care of everything but I needed to learn if I wanted to be fishing chick angler of the year.
My 2nd year of fishing: I touched worms and baited my own hook. Because one day I ll be fishing chick angler of the year that doesn t need a man baiting her hook.
My 3rd year of fishing: I could rig up my own pole in case of brush hangups. Or tree hangups. Or my own hair hangups. No need for a man on this boat. I m fishing chick angler of the year.
My 4th year: I just can t take a fish off the hook but I ll take pictures with it. Posing as fishing chick angler of the year.
My 5th year: Oh Billy Joe where have you been for the past 4 years?

I sat in a chair on the front of the boat like princess fishing chick angler of the year and never had to move. He baited my hook, fixed my line, baited my hook, took my fish off, fixed my line, fixed my line and fixed my line.

And he called me cute pet names ¦ Sassy Susie, Sassy Jo, Sassy Jane and Sassy Frassy.

And I m not sure why? Cause I m not Sassy. I was very proper, polite and well-mannered. I was the perfect lady and I made sure not to use one bad word. I had a talk with myself before we went not to use bad words. No bad words Jody. It wouldn t be ladylike.

But then I heard Billy Joe say, you monkey a few times. And just when I lost that monster 10 lb crappie I loudly blurted out ¦

Y O U M O T H E R M O N K E Y.

Have a good day all ¦ I wonder if Billy Joe would paint my toenails next time?

Who needs the title fishing chick angler of the year being all fishing independent when you can be princess fishing chick angler of the year thanks to Billy Joe.

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If you d like to hire a guide on Barkley or Kentucky Lake, I would highly recommend Billy Joe Boitnott. For more information and if you d like his number you can email me at: jody @ thehunterswife . net.

Thank you all and thank you Billy Joe!

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Gettin Jiggy With It

Posted by Jane Keller on April 3, 2010 · Leave a Comment

The first year I started fishing with my husband I was more concerned with how beautiful it was being out on the water at dawn ¦

And I loved this cold morning seeing other anglers out on the water ¦

And I spent a lot of time just watching my husband enjoy fishing ¦

And with two pairs of glasses on my head and a face that shows how early in the morning it was ¦ I d ask, Is this a crappie?

And then it happened last year. I think I just got scolded for talking so much so I was minding my own fishing business when I felt something pull my line. And I politely whispered, Um Mark, I think you should get the net. And he didn t until I heard him say, That s a damn crappie. And he about jumped in the water trying to make sure my inexperienced crappie fishing self didn t lose my fish¦

My first crappie. My first fish I actually touched. Please excuse the crusty hair and the I m soaking wet and I m not holding a fish look on my face. But I have a husband that thinks, Oh you won t get wet. Just enjoy the boat ride. As we head right through a huge whitecap.

And excuse the 10 chins. Thank you.

So this year is different for me. I m gettin jiggy with it. Over the past few weeks I ve been ¦